Why would any Blue Film last more than ten movies? - By Godswill Ifegwu

Yea I know. The title of this write-up is probably weird to you. I felt the same way when I first saw it, inasmuch as I agree with it a hundred percent. However I’m sure you are equally curious to know what a write-up with such a title could possibly contain. The title of this write-up is a line from one of the lovely Chuck Lorre’s vanity cards shown at the end of the episodes of The Big Bang Theory. Albeit before I begin to write my perspective in agreement to it I would like you to bear in mind that this view is from the slightly inexperienced mind of an African youth. Me.*wink wink*. So, in my opinion, I believe that people who watch porn movies do so for any one of two reasons: either for educational/ curiosity purposes or for stimulation, be it for self or joint stimulation.

In the case of the former, it is perfectly reasonable for one to watch a porn movie that lasts as long as the title stipulates and have his or her curiosity fully satisfied or be educated enough to be able to find his or her own way in a real life situation if the opportunity ever presents itself, even if the individual is really naïve and inexperienced. I wanted to say young but nowadays the young ones are the least naïve and inexperienced. For petesakes, we are meant to be able to do this on our own. A good example is that of our ancestral Adam and Eve. I’m pretty sure they were no nude scenes on a LED/LCD screen that guided them in the creation of Cain, Abel and their other siblings. Even social and religious convention says that we remain ‘unbroken’ until marriage and we are supposed to find our own way around the sacred act in the dark of our wedding night. The aforementioned examples help prove my point that no videoed nudity is needed for sex education. And if it ever becomes a necessity 10 minutes is more than enough time to be enlightened.

Moving on to the next reason: for self or joint stimulation. Now this is a common activity amongst all and sundry: Youths or adults; Africans or others. One reason exists for self stimulation; the unavailability of a consenting partner. Now this might be as a result of your not-so-good look/personality, time or location constraints, or the unavailability of money (don’t pretend like you don’t know what I mean). In this case I have but just one question: Do you need more than 10 minutes to give yourself the satisfaction you desire? I think not. Now the reason for a joint stimulation is fairly simple and straight: to get you and your partner, or partners, ‘inspired’. After saying that I can assure you that 10 minutes is too much a time to take before you can get inspired enough to take things into your own hands, except your partner is not appealing enough to your sights. And if this be the case it is better you end whatever coital plans you had ‘cause I can assure you the aftermath would be beyond awkward.

Chuck Lorre might have a different reason for writing the title of this my article in one of his vanity cards. So this is just my own explanation for my concurring with him.   

Oh, and by the way, this write-up should be rated Over 18. I don’t know if it is though.

P.S: I heard it is a sin to take pleasure in watching other people committing sinful acts, as in this case the act of putting on tape consensual adult sex. Let it not be said that I didn’t use any available medium to evangelize.